Church Mice is the heavenly comic strip that dares to ask, "What's so funny about church?"

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Copyright 2003 Karl A. Zorowski.  All rights reserved.  Used with permission.

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Atheist: "Do you honestly believe that Jonah spent three days and three nights in the belly of a huge fish?"

Preacher: "I don't know, sir, but when I get to heaven, I'll ask him."

Atheist: "But suppose he isn't in heaven?"

Preacher: "Then you ask him."